- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's big and purple? Barney

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