What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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