Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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