Black people having a Job.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

I'm Coming

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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