What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Your gay

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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