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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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