- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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