Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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