- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

well use a tissue!

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Robin, get in the car!

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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