- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Women's rights

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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