why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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