Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Boner

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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