Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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