- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Stephen Hawking

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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