A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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