- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Chlamydia

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

guess what what that wasnt it

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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