- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

The Colts this year.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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