- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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