Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Jordan is pregant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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