What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

whats brown and sticky a stick

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

my gramma died

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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