You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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