- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did katy fall off her bike?

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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