Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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I had a submarine.... once

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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i committed murder

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