- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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