- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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