- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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