- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Guess who is violent. Osama

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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