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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Your mother just died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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