- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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