- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Jebron Lames.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??