- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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