Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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T u r n i p s

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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i committed murder

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