- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Pickles are moist.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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