I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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