- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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