- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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