- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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