- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

roses are red violets are indigo

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

I have a horse.

gingers

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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