- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Bob Saget

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did? Yes

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

knock knock Dave's not here.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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