what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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whats black? the colour

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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I love you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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