Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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