What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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