What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I had a submarine.... once

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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