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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Whats worse than a joke? This