How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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destiny

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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