- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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