- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A gay man watches football.

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