- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

I like school Said no one ever.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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