I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Jebron Lames.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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