- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Where are you going Your house

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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