- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Black people.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Where are you going Your house

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

YO FACE

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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