What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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