- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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