- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

George W. Bush

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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