Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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