Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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