What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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knock knock Goodbye

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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This is a joke.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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