- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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