- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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