- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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