- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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