- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

I wrote a funny joke.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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