- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

WOw you have no life

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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