Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Your Mom

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A women left the kitchen.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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