- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Donald Trump

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

anti jokes are really funny

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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