- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

There once was this guy and he fell down

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats worse than a joke? This

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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