A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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