- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Women's Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Justin Bieber

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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