A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What is 9+10? 19

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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