Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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