- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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