What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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