- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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