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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

the midget went to the midget store

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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