- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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