Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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