- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

John lazzaro likes dick

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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