- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why? Why not?

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