- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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