- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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