How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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