- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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