What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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