shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

jd and zach loves vigina

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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