Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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