- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

So a bar walks into a man...

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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