What is green and slow Grass.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Your Mom

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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