- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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