What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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i like turtles

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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