- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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