how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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