- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What's brown and sticky A stick

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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