- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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