- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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