What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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