my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

This isn't funny.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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