- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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