You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Charlie Sheen

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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