- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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