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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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