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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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