Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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