Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

there was once a jew

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Are you gay. No. Ok.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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