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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

a man said hi.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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