Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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