- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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