why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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