Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

knock knock... ...no answer

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

I read the terms of service.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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