-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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