You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

are you saying pam, or pan?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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