what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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