- Anti Joke

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.