How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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