What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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