'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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