what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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