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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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