What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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I had a lemon. hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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