why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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