Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Title IX

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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