- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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