- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Chlamydia

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Penis

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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