Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

sucks Syntax...

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Lil Wayne

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

think twice or at least think

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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