- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

arena football

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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