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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

You know whats better than 24? 25

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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