- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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